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nonster

"Nonster" comes from the prefix "non-" such as "non-partisan", or "non-smoker" and suffix "-ster" as applied to words like "hipster" or "trendster".

1. "Nonster", related to "joiner"; a person who indiscriminately joins groups and organizations for some sappy perceived greater good. "Nonster" however delineates towards groups, societies and trends that are against things they fear or disagree with or otherwise view with contempt/social degradation. Such movements as the anti-smoking movement, the anti-gun movement and anti-meat movement. Anyone who seeks to tell other people they can't do something.

2. "Nonster", varietal pejorative, in general being interchangeable with other "-ster" words such as "hipster", "trendster", "snob", etc.
1. "I'd be okay with you smoking if it just involved you, but then there's the second hand element to it and well and you know and but--"

"Get outta my face, nonster."

2. "Ohmigosh like look at her new threadless t-shirt, and did you like hear the new Feist song and did you like see the new iPod commercial?"

"Jesus man... Buncha goddamn nonsters..."
by Christopher Nimmo March 17, 2008
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Nostradumbass

Someone who knows that what they are about to do is going to turn out horrible but they do it anyway.
I'm gonna let my roommate borrow my truck this weekend. I'm such a Nostradumbass.
by hnycutt February 4, 2017
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Nester

A woman/man who pretends to be honest, caring, mature and temporarily displays all the qualities you wish for in a woman/man.

This woman/man may cook for you, do chores, etc. The goal is to be a standing figure in your life (becoming a need rather than a want).

A month to six months down the road, whenever she/he has established a set routine with you, or feels her/his claws are firmly planted in your life, becomes the complete opposite. This woman/man eventually becomes a nagging wife/husband that will constantly tear you down.

This woman/man may employ manipulation tactics or disappear for days at a time without contacting you. She/He may also make you jealous on purpose, and alienate you from your group of friends or family.

With this separation from friends, family, and hobbies, she builds a more permanent place in your heart and home, hence the term "nester" or the verb "nesting". Building a secure nest out of emotional manipulation and removing rational people in your life guarantees she/he will be difficult to cut out of your life.

All these tactics are to remind you that you care about her/him more than she cares about you. This tactic is done to scare you into commitment through insecurities and fear of loneliness.

The only way to battle a nester is by:

A. Completely cutting her/him off
B. Not giving a fuck (remember to smile to have the nester feel insecure about themselves)

Have a nester-free life!

Written by DM
"I heard that girl Brenda is making breakfast for John every morning and has started alienating him from his friends. It's only been three months and she has drawer at his place, that's crazy bro."

"Yeah man, she's a nester, he needs to get out now."
by Divine Martinez December 16, 2017
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nosferatu

'Night creature' obviously.
Was also used in the anime 'Berserk' as 'Nosferatu Zodd'.
*blinkblink*
by Shiva Elf July 2, 2003
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nosferfatu

The fat vampire in the first BLADE movie was a total Nosferfatu.

Lord of the dead? More like LARD of the dead.

Nosferatu? More like NosferFATu.

What a total julian, did you see that Nosferfatu?
by holymolepole February 4, 2010
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Nostril-damus

A person making a very specific prediction - that something you do (such as telling a joke or performing physical comedy) will make your friend(s) spew beverage from their nostrils from laughing.
Friend: Lifts a beer bottle to his mouth.
You: Rip One.
Friend: Becomes a beer fountain, from the nose.
You: "I knew that would happen. Call me Nostril-damus."
by The Ceps February 4, 2010
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Nosher

A guy who sits in an office in Auckland blowing guys all day.....
That northern bloke is a bloody nosher.
by +++$$$ March 18, 2015
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