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Nelson’s dick is a mega monster .
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How was Nelson last night: person 1
It was great : person 2
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is a mega monster
by Yay a yay June 3, 2018
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Nelson

A sexy bloke with a 8 inch cock and gets all the babes and is a jet at every sport and is a fucking legend who does coke of your girlfriends tits and slippery geckos her at the same time
God Nelson fucked me so good last night

Nelson’s cock is so big

I sucked Nelsons Dick last night and it was amazing
by Fuck your nan September 12, 2019
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bruce nelson

One of the smoothest dudes on earth. Kind of a nerdy name but it’s only because he’s so smart plus gets all the bitches literally. Why limit yourself to one girlfriend when you can have many. Mike Guzzi changed his name to a Bruce Nelson and then he started getting so much ass and bread .
Hi my name is Bruce Nelson and I’m a Muther Fucking G.
by Auto October 4, 2019
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Classic Nelson

An exclamation said when a person does something that lacks significant IQ. It’s often characterized by a very clumsy movement or saying of words. Classic Nelson is said with an emphasis on the “l” ie clllasic Nelson.
You just poured cheese-water on yourself ; Classic Nelson!

Bro that guy just ate 41 oranges ; Classic nelson!

That guy just took a bite out of a stick of deodorant; Classic Nelson!
by Classic Nelson March 1, 2020
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Nelson

If Nelson is the last name of a person, they are often widely disliked by the general public. They are the first people to cause a problem and generate conflict with surrouding co-workers and family members. Last name Nelsons will often seem trustoworthy at first, by watch your back for the knife that is sure to follow. They are mostly very lazy and have a very poor work ethic.

If Nelson is the FIRST name of a person, disregard the above statement. They are generally very good people.
That Willian Nelson was saying some lies about me behind my back.
by Concerned Observer001 October 18, 2010
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Full Nelson

A sexual position that is typically seen in hentai. It is when the giver lifts the taker's legs with their forearms and pins them to the taker's shoulders, with the giver's hands on the back of the taker's head with their fingers linked to secure a better hold.
"Dude, that Full Nelson in Metamorphosis was so fucking hot!"

Or

"Damn, that loli hentai would've been perfect if it would've had a few Full Nelsons in it."
by TheLocalFBI April 1, 2021
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Nelse

A unique and beautiful bird; origin unknown (potentially astral). Currently nesting in the pacific northwest, migrating to dangerous and remote regions to bring fete and fun around the globe.

Close proximity has been known to cause infectious laughter, serenity, adoration and undying loyalty. The great dance of the Nelse displays colorful plumage, hypnotizing observers with her enchanting spirit, engendering everlasting love.
ex. "Goddam get a look at that Nelse bird!"
by luckygirl8*8* February 5, 2010
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