Nate is the type of human being that can be an utter dyslexic
retard or a sweet,
cute but pedophilic
bitch who gets everyone's attention for being the biggest, fattest, dyslexic person you know. Nate is also the type of person to lie about who he really is, for example, he says his dick size is 20 inches, 20! but in reality we all know that when a Nate is lying about his dick size, he is an insecure fatty with a fucked up eye and
will never pull a woman but
will pull a
man from anywhere. If you know a Nate you need to run away and even leave the country. He
will most likely steal your virginity as he had done to thousands of little children under the age of 5. When a Nate encounters a woman he is NOT the type of person to talk to them or even try to
rizz em up. Instead he pulls of the classic Nate face which
will INDEFENITLY scare the living shit out of any woman and make them either die of his horrific looks or make them flee the country and live in Antartica. The similarity between a clock and a Pedophile called Nate is that neither goes past 12. You know if your
friend or boyfriend is really a Nate if he has committed more than 35 criminal youth sexual offenses, is fat, has a fucked up eye, is scared of women, says the N word at least 20 times a day and scares the living shit out of your family and the world.
Girl: When I
saw a Nate I immediately shit my
pants and ran to the nearest airport to
get as far away from him as possible.
Boy: I want him sexually
