Miami

The city with the most amount of drunk mofos. Seriously overrated city. Don't even waste your time going there.

Yo, I went to Miami last weekend! It fucking sucked!

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

Miami

Man, it is taking the death-bots a minute to get up here, innit? Shit... How long ago were they in Argentina? Had to have been like a month or 2... This is taking forever. I should have done the nanobot Alucard body FIRST... And THEN the death-bots... I don't know, it- I did this shit entirely backwards....

Hym "Yeah, create A.I., IMMEDIATE nanobot-Alucard body, consciousness transfer (I don't know why I though supplanting my cells one at a time was a good idea. That was fucking retarded), death-bot army, seize Jennifer Lawrence, capture Jordan Peterson... Put him in, like, a bird cage or something.... Conquer all of the countries... Build my slut-tower... Clone Megyn Kelly... Breed some some kind of mount... Like a bear-moose... Or and alligator-elk... Something with horns... Ummm... Obviously get carried around on a Xerxes thrown... I mean, it's a good plan. It's a good plan... Did it in the wrong order... Death-bots are taking FOREVER to get here... Where they at now? Miami? Yeah, this shit sucks..."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

Miami

A place that ends relationships. You kno if yo chick cheating when she go there alone and dont be textin back and say she with ‘the girls’

dude: ay bro my chick in miami with the girls, but she aint textin

bro: dude she cheatin dump her now

by parkergavenoahhead April 7, 2018

miami child

Someone who has a great personality and who cares about their friends or family.

Person 1: Danielle is such a Miami Child.
Person 2: Yeah, She's pretty cool.

by RedHeadCreepyGirl April 21, 2018

Mr. Miami

A Blond long haired Norwegian dude(see Gay He-man), using all his time working out and partying with girls half his age.
probably has a speedboat and a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women.

Look at Mr. Miami crushing those young ones...

by Old Dirty Grimmy July 14, 2021

miami superpool

a pussy in a toaster

I put my pussy in a toaster and called it the Miami superpool

by vintiy November 16, 2016

Miami Math

The uncanny arithmetic of life in Miami: finding yourself in the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, where luck, chaos, and destiny are always working the same equation.

Miami Math is ending up at a party you weren’t invited to, and meeting someone who changes your life.

by G2evera August 11, 2025