The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.

I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.

by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022

Miami beehive

I woke up with spermatozoa in my hair.

I went to bed with alone and woke up with this Miami beehive.

by Jibba1 February 5, 2022

Miami Backwash

What's left behind after a woman takes a big swig out of the bottle right after blowing a dude at bottle service in the VIP lounge.

Careful bro, that chick drank right out the bottle after she got done blowing me, there's probably some Miami Backwash in there now.

by Damian Lewis February 11, 2022

Miami Cola

Cocaine

Chad: Bro, I got some Miami cola for the party.

Justin: Hell yeah dude, I love coke.

by Pineapplepanda April 18, 2022

Miami Dick

The reason women go down to Miami...The chronicles of what hangs in the trunks those beautiful bronze Cuban, Dominican, and Puerto Rican men in South Beach. Carried by guys like Tony Profane, Karlo Karrera, and Bruno Dickemz. The reason why BangBros is located in Miami. The original Vacation Dick.

We’re going to Miami this weekend, Mama needs some Miami Dick.

by Msginaaa April 24, 2021

North miami Eastside

North Miami east (NME) the people who live in north miami Eastside are up on jwet, guns and etc

NME beef with North Miami Westside (2ave) And niggas from the 9 and 7 and 119 niggas which they is sum burgers and this is why north Miami Eastside is better

by anonymous August 19, 2024

miami effect

When you visit or move to Miami and by doing so, surrounding yourself in the Miami environment ends up increasing your income, aura, and status. It’s the idea that you ultimately become a glorified version of yourself

Bro I was only in Miami for 1 week and I could feel the Miami effect taking over me. It was sick

by above average sneakerhead June 16, 2025