moley's definitions

An overpriveliged middle-class teenager who has never known a minute's want or true adversity in his life, yet is also for some strange reason covetous of the arduous existences of others. He reconciles his lack of real-world experience with his burning desire for some kind of excitement in his white-bread, $100 allowance a week existence by spending the majority of his time listening to terrible, angst-ridden rock music at a highly innapropriate volume whilst playing CS on the absurdly over-powered PC his dad bought for him.
In Marx's time religion was the opiate of the people, now it seems we have electronic entertainments to perform the same function. Go figure.
In Marx's time religion was the opiate of the people, now it seems we have electronic entertainments to perform the same function. Go figure.
by moley May 16, 2003

A strange scandanavian band member, so called due to the likening of his fast drumming to the beating of a mole's heart.
by moley May 16, 2003

Horrible offshoot of the previously stellar CSI programme. Hilariously bad, features a skinny ginger guy as the primary protagonist. The only explanation one can accept for the fact that his wizened horrible face takes centre stage in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE is that he is one of the principal writers and must be constantly writing himself to the forefront of every single scene, perhaps to further the cause of ginger tossers world-wide.
by moley May 16, 2003

A rectangular array of numbers or expressions. The plural is 'matrices'. An n x m matrix has n rows and m columns.
Find the determinant of this matrix.
by moley November 7, 2003

1. a small mouse shaped like a tit
2. A religious ceremony, commonly undertaken by the greek orthodox church.
3. A popular parlour game, common amongst the swedish aristocracy, which involves the youngest and most nubile female members of a party gathering to disrobe and attempt to ensnare a mouse by trapping it between their bosoms.
2. A religious ceremony, commonly undertaken by the greek orthodox church.
3. A popular parlour game, common amongst the swedish aristocracy, which involves the youngest and most nubile female members of a party gathering to disrobe and attempt to ensnare a mouse by trapping it between their bosoms.
by moley May 16, 2003
