mental masturbation 

1. In academics it is the practice of using faulty premises to draw a conclusion.

2. The pretense of superior knowledge or intelligence by claiming conjecture, theory, feeling or opinion as fact.

The facts used to describe the cause of Global warming is an exercise in mental masturbation.

mental masturbation by unlending May 9, 2009

Mental Masturbation 

The act of figuring out why the world is fucked up, but that you can't do anything about it... but bitch and moan!!!

See Intellectual Jizz

I know what to do about the middle east situation

Dude stop. That is just Mental Masturbation.

Mental Masturbation by Equites April 9, 2004

Mental Rape 

when someone will not stop asking questions....... One after another......all the time

I started seeing a girl, but had to drop her because every talk felt like a mental rape.....

Mental Rape by supermcawesome May 3, 2015

Mental retardation

Joe Biden supporters

Hi I'm a Joe Biden supporter and I believe that he won the election fairly and that he is the most popular president in history who got over 81 million votes, I have the highest form of mental retardation known to man, orange man bad!

Mental retardation by Icy Wyte July 25, 2022

Mental illness 

Mental illness refers to a wide range of mental health conditions — disorders that affect your mood, thinking and behavior. Aka A Gianna; as most people refer to it as.

-Gianna has a mental disorder but that doesn't mean she's crazy!
- she has thinking problems so she went to the doctor, they told her that she has a mental illness.
-he talks to a person he claims that, "only he can see, and hear," his mental illness is schizophrenia.

Mental illness by Softball Shopaholic June 13, 2016

Mental Molestation 

when you are talking to someone and they say some sort of phrase that will put a image in your head that you didn't want. things you would do when this happens 1. sceam 2. scream and run away 3. hit your head 4. cover your ears

Joe: Dude i was looking through our video collection when i saw a homemade video marked Hawaii.

Dave: We haven't been to Hawaii? What did it have on it

Joe: A video with mom dad and aunt emily having a threesome!

Dave: Ewwww! Mental Molestation

Mental Molestation by nnjjred December 13, 2009

Mental Mandy 

It’s a teenage girl who has learning disabilities. And is known to have a Mental Mandy Monday at tri valley high school with a group of girls. We love and support this. Don’t ever forget what people go through!

My mental Mandy Monday was awesome!

Mental Mandy by Mandy. Lynn. June 19, 2019