A person who is not only ugly but the ugliest. A person who likes men and likes to fluff other men. His profession is a fluffer. Maurstad usually has man tits and likes to have midgets suck on them. A person who can be found in a back alley smoking the big black pipes. Likes to dress up as Transvestite. Often referred to Gord !!
by Johnnny008 November 8, 2011
Get the Maurstad mug.Maurad is person who seeks power by any means.Also looks innocent to an untrained eye but is a brutal savage. Has the ability to get girls to like him just off his sheer power the swag would be unnecessary although it's there. Maurad is of royalty you should be so lucky to meet a Maurad.
Maurad saw the money they we're making so he took over
Becky was dating Philip she belongs to Maurad now
Becky was dating Philip she belongs to Maurad now
by Franklin White March 13, 2017
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by Loldontbegay March 23, 2019
Get the Maurisio mug.When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowls and has to wait till her next shit to get it out
Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating... Got some good AA batteries”
Her: “ I just projectile shit that dirty Maura out of me, Anyone got a plunger?”
Her: “ I just projectile shit that dirty Maura out of me, Anyone got a plunger?”
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by lemonriller November 16, 2010
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How did you break your arm?
I drank 7 Maurice Richards in an hour last night and fell down a flight of stairs.
I drank 7 Maurice Richards in an hour last night and fell down a flight of stairs.
by Matt Rimmer January 18, 2009
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Father: JESUS F*CK, he ate the adoption papers!!!
Brother: DADDD, PLEASE JUST KILL MAURICE!!!
Father: JESUS F*CK, he ate the adoption papers!!!
Brother: DADDD, PLEASE JUST KILL MAURICE!!!
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