Definitions by Cakesadoo

Dirty Maura 

When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowels and has to wait till her next shit to get it out.

Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating up there... das some good AA batteries”

Her: “I just projectiles shit that dirty Maura out of me, anyone have a plunger?”

Dirty Maura by Cakesadoo April 15, 2020

Dirty Maura 

When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowls and has to wait till her next shit to get it out

Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating... Got some good AA batteries”

Her: “ I just projectile shit that dirty Maura out of me, Anyone got a plunger?”

Dirty Maura by Cakesadoo April 15, 2020