mitchy

wow wot a strange boy, finds paul playing volleyball amusing.

mitch pisses himself wotchin paul play volley balll

by noelyholey February 4, 2005

texas death match

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

In a texas death match:
1) there is no disqualification;
2) pin/falls count anywhere in the building; and
3) a wrestler has to touch all four ring posts in order for a pin/fall or submission to count.

by Super Guy February 4, 2004

light a match

When a girl is giving a blow job to two guys at the same time and the two dicks rub against each other. Rubbing the heads together similar to two matches

Yo she looks like she's lit a few matches in her time. How about you me and my boy meet up later and you light a match.

by miamihouse cat November 27, 2012

Mitchy Fezz

Extremely fezz person. Presently been stalked and has had P-Plates stolen by some girls a few years his junior. Very odd male or female who looked better with longer hair. Looks like a 'drowned rat'. Also massive creep.

'Mitchy Fezz? Oh you mean the drowned rat! Yeah, he's a drowned rat.'
'Yeah...'

by BIG LETTERS! October 20, 2008

Matching carpets

where pubic hairs are of same length or same cut as your head hairs

dammmnnn she was good in bed but she had matching carpets :/

by Niffer-fish January 17, 2009

matchdate

Some one you have met on a web based dating site, such as Match.com or Plenty of Fish.

I was stood up at Starbucks by my matchdate, but I have 5 more guys in the works.

by amesababe June 27, 2010

Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016