MAP

A MAP stands for a Minor Attracted Person, basically mentally insane people who are attracted to children, also known as Pedophiles.

John: All these fucking MAPs are disgusting!
Jimmy: Yeah, I 100% agree.

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser June 25, 2023

Map

Matrix of pain.

You don’t really know the severity of the ass to which the circumstances dictate.

~Unexplainably ass.

Man rick you don’t get it. shit was map as fuck.

by pdwc January 02, 2022

MAP

MAPS are the shitstains of earths underwear who want to give little children bad touch, but can't legally. They also most likely own cp and I don't mean Club Penguin.

The creepy uncle wants to touch his 3 yr old nephew, ya he is a MAP

by skibiditicklemonster January 10, 2024

Map

If there's a place you got to go
I'm the one you need to know
I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
If there's a place you got to get
I can get you there, I bet
I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map

Maps can be very handy:)
We can even sing the song…

I know of one…
You previously used…
Lucky for you…
I know just what you can do❤️❤️❤️❤️

by 😃 are contagious 😃 September 30, 2024

MAP

adjective, that describes a person, who's sexually attracted to minors
A.K.A a pedophile

Person 1: I jerk off to minors
Twitter user: That means your a MAP
Person 2: No, he's a pedophile and should be reported to the authorities

by Gamer231 June 14, 2023

MAP

1. A place to get you point A to point b
2. A gay person that is a Pedo ( this can be a fag or dyke)

1. I need a map to help directions
2. He is a map because he is in a relationship with a boy

by 459395 February 21, 2022

Map

a man or women who is often saying or doing things in which they think is classy, although it is most times opposite. They are typically nasty filthy creatures who reside
In ghetto suburbs but say they live in San Francisco.

Signs of being a map ass bitch include all but are not limited to:
-trying to talk to a man who is clearly and publicly with another women
- having multiple sexual partners in which they are unaware of the name
-listening to Cali Swag district, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, or Soulja Boy Tell Em ( not limited to these terrible artists)
-driving a dodge neon
- Instagram salad although getting white girl wasted every night and eating jack in the box ( which clearly shows)
-drinks

-is uneducated and works at forever 21 or any ghetto low end made in China retail store.
-drinks Smirnoff and enjoys it

"That Brittany girl sure is a map. Did you see how short her shorts were?! They're practically underwear."

"That Samantha girl sure is a map ass bitch. Snap chatting ratchet titt pics from the club like the owns the place."

"Did your guys see Ashlees new tramp stamp? Fucking map lol."

by Radgurl April 20, 2016