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The Cotton Candy Machine

The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.
"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle

"Gross." -Fred
by GRMCE November 17, 2011
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snow machine

1. Snowmobile (Alaska slang = snowmachine)
2. Snowmaking machine, for a ski slope.
3. A machine used in a theater to create the illusion of falling snow.
I rode my snow machine, over some fake snow from the snow machine, and I remembered a movie where they obviously were using a snow machine.
by vanilla g-lotto December 27, 2004
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German sex-machine

a very hot girl with a german name, usually thought of as having sex all of the time
Dude, the German sex-machine is sooo hot today, I wanna hit that!
by bobbyjoechris December 28, 2004
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breeding machine

One who is unable to keep their bloody legs shut and as such produces a ridiculous volume of children. Usually characterised by their pig-ugliness and a run down council house with absolutely no fucking chance of them getting of their arses and finding a job!
1. Maureen was a real breeding machine.

2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.
by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
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sub-machine gun

A class of firearms generally defined as being relatively compact with selective fire ability to switch from semi to full automatic. Usually fires standard handgun cartridges, though several exceptions exist (e.g. FN P90, H&K MP7) The sub-machine gun is most commonly used by special police/SWAT forces, paramilitary organizations, special op forces, and non-combatant military personel as a Personal Defense Weapon.

See also; SMG
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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machine gunner

A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.

*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!
by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008
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Machination

Part of the description of how Patrick Star's mind works
Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma *A carton of milk spills*
by My_Real_Name_420 June 13, 2016
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