The act of engaging in intensive sexual intercourse with a Ukrainian man while he gyrates to techno music as a multi-colored disco ball fires off in the background. Traditionally large amounts of alcohol are considered a prerequisite to the Ukrainian Rage Machine.
by Hersheykiss February 15, 2013
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These are the questions used during the test to distinguish a human from a replicant (presumably, a human would become flustered at the thought of killing an animal, and a replicant wouldn't):
It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.
See: Turing Test, Replicant.
These are the questions used during the test to distinguish a human from a replicant (presumably, a human would become flustered at the thought of killing an animal, and a replicant wouldn't):
It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.
See: Turing Test, Replicant.
by Renee February 25, 2004
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Someone in a conversation who responds only with XD. Gets very annoying sometimes.
Similar to LOL machine and XD Boy. "XD Bot" might also be a good term for this thing.
Similar to LOL machine and XD Boy. "XD Bot" might also be a good term for this thing.
Dude: I just fell into mud.!
XD machine: XD
Dude: hey, that's not funny!
XD machine: XD
Dude: Fuck you!
XD machine: XD
Dude: oh, that's that XD machine... screw that.
XD machine: XD
XD machine: XD
Dude: hey, that's not funny!
XD machine: XD
Dude: Fuck you!
XD machine: XD
Dude: oh, that's that XD machine... screw that.
XD machine: XD
by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... September 27, 2008
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I launched the game a million times through that shortcut, but this time it didn't launch for some reason... must be a ghost in the machine.
by daidalus January 1, 2014
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Get the Slut Machine mug.Someone or somebody who has a machine gun mouth babbles idly and rapidly, to some extent, non-stop.
A person with a machine gun mouth is very annoying that you feel like wanting to punch his or her face to make him/her stfu.
A person with a machine gun mouth is very annoying that you feel like wanting to punch his or her face to make him/her stfu.
YouTube video guy whom speaks very fast: Hello. Today I'll be showing you how to look more dapper........(10 minutes later)............so that you will be fancied by girls around you.
Me: Oh shit! I don't get what he is trying to say, this machine gun mouth guy!!
Me: Oh shit! I don't get what he is trying to say, this machine gun mouth guy!!
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Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.
by Professor grandmaster G December 4, 2017
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