milf

1 - Mother Id Love to Fuck

2 - Moro Islamic Liberation Front, An international terrorist group which operates out of the Phillipines with the goal of establishing an islamic state in the southern islands of Mindanao

1 - That lady is one hell of a MILF.

2 - The MILF hate the west, kidnap them then cut there heads off once Filipino troops find them and try to kill them.

by Brother Number One September 16, 2005

Milf Juice

Any alcoholic beverage associated with attractive older ladies.

Cosmos, Sparkling Wines and such.

"Craig, saw your mum rampaging through a lot milf juice last night"

by dark-f1re May 19, 2010

MILF tickler

Another name for a penis. This term applies to the cock of a man who likes MILF.

Dude 1: "Hey Dawg, why so sad?"
Dude 2: "Slow trade, dude. My MILF tickler ain't gettin' no use this month!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

MILF

Married In Love Forever

Im MILF

by cyborg121693 May 12, 2010

Milf and Cookies

The ultimate snack!

Much better than traditional milk and cookies.

I was really hungry after riding my Unicorn with David Hasselhoff, so we went out for Milf and Cookies

by BRayLujan August 9, 2010

Milf Pancake

A nice ass, a donk, or any other term relating to the big behind of a hot ass feminine lady. If its large enough for you to get the urge to penetrate it, it is a milf pancake.

Yooo that biddy gotta total Milf Pancake!

by WCMM August 27, 2010

milf

Mom I'd Like to Fuck, they are rare but exceptional. Usually drive volvos and are soccer moms.

Joanne Binns

by ilovefeet August 4, 2003