hot mess

someone who is nasty ugly or just something of the sort

me:you see that woman with sores on her face guy:yea she had on some dasiy dukes and it look a hot mess

by tfcdgsgfjcxfsy August 7, 2009

Cajun mess hall

The act of having a hot sauce enema and having someone else suck it out

My ass still burns after Robert treated me to a Cajun mess hall

by tootiefoodie August 3, 2010

hot mess hash

the loud obnoxious behaviour of a tall Puerto Rican female when drunk; behaviour to include but not limited to dancing hula spontaneously, yelling and screaming about losing one's own purse, and calling others a hot mess.

Look at that hot mess hash over there getting all nuts

by whatdahuck May 11, 2011

Eaton Mess

-VERB
The act of punching someone in the face, making their nose bleed, after ejaculating in their mouth. The blood and semen should mix together to look like the dessert.

Sarah & I made an Eaton Mess last night.
OR
Sarah gave me head then I Eaton Messed her!

by SoFarSoGudd August 20, 2013

Wet mess

A wet mess is a cool person who wears glasses and has a smile that will put anyone in a good mood.

Omg Rebecca you are such a wet mess.

by Babyshark69 November 21, 2018

Boo Boo the Mess

1. a person, place or object that does not meet regular standards of beauty.

2. A feeling of extreme discomfort, often after an embarrassing situation.

3. A verb describing someone of the opposite sex that is not up to par.

" Damn Ashley, did you see Mark today? He was looking like Boo Boo the mess! "

" Raymon tried to fuck me into the bed last night. I feel like Boo Boo the Mess today..."

by Ms. Allen June 10, 2008

mississippi mammary mess

The mississppi mammary mess is a sexual maneuver which involves penetrating your partner through the actual nipple its self. It is only feasibly performed with lots of lube on a woman who has breast fed at least 50 children. Never the less please don't let this stop you from trying as it is a novel experience 4 everyone involved. N.B can lead to severe deformation of the breast tissue.

Gil: Mate what happened to that girls right boob.
Brook: Oh I gave her the old mississippi mammary mess last night.
Gil: Nice!
Dopey: How the fuck did you pull that off.
Brook: Rohipnol, valium and good old KY jelly.
Pickering: Flipsi-eede!.

by chuck ahrens January 29, 2008