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Hans Landa

An SS Colonel from the movie Inglourious Basterds (2009; directed by Quentin Tarantino, played by Christoph Waltz) who loves to flex his fluency in many languages (German, French, English, Italian), loves milk and is an über bingo no one can resist. People has a love-hate relationship with that charming son of a bitch.

His best piece of advice is "Attendez la crème".
"It is a pleasure to meet you, Monsieur LaPadite. I am Colonel Hans Landa of the S.S." - Hans Landa to Pierre LaPadite, Chapter 1 of Inglourious Basterds
by AleBasterd November 22, 2020
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Lindbergh Baby

Murdered son of Charles Lindbergh. Murder unsolved for some time now.
It's been 71 fucking years and they STILL haven't found out who murdered the Lindbergh Baby yet.
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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Landa

An uncontrollable burst of laughter.

Usually done in an otherwise unfunny situation where something unexpected has occured that has made a person laugh, believing the unexpected thing to be a joke.

This can make the situation incredibly awkward once the person stops laughing.
Landa: Mountain climbing? That's how you injured your leg- mountain climbing?
Hammersmark: Believe it or not, yes it is.
Landa: *Bursts out laughing*

Janet: I'm seeing someone else.
Todd: Who?
Janet: Graham Jenkins....
Todd: *Bursts out laughing. Pulls himself together*
Seriously though, who are you seeing?
by Todyo1798 September 27, 2011
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Lina💕

Lina is a beautiful girl. She is crazy but all boys fall in love with her. She’s really smart and funny and will make you laugh at all times. She’s good at soccer. She’s really nice and sweet and has a heart of an angel. She looks like a Swedish model and will make your eyes lock onto her if you look at her.
by Niki.com574 April 25, 2019
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Lina

That girl's name is Lina.
by Laila April 28, 2005
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Landa

The most kindest person you will ever meet with a huge heart. She will always put others needs in front of her own to care for you instead. She is outgoing and very much so a social butterfly. She enjoys the outdoors and going on adventures with her friends. She is an amazing and beautiful person on the inside and out.
Landa is the most kindest person you will ever meet with a huge heart. She will always put others needs in front of her own to care for you instead. She is outgoing and very much so a social butterfly. She enjoys the outdoors and going on adventures with her friends. She is an amazing and beautiful person on the inside and out.
by Wild one 27 July 10, 2018
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Lind

To go home at lunchtime from your office or place of work, and have a cheeky wank followed by a minimum of 30 minutes sleep.
Steve: "I'm off home for a Lind boys!"
Vince: "Ahhh smashien lind, catch you later boy!"
by Gayreth Howell June 9, 2009
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