Online Learning

School but add in teachers who give you 3 trillion assignments, teachers who dont have a clue how to open a word document, teachers who say "Well you're at home so you have free time all day" when you have to clean your entre house and/or take care of any animals, teachers that give you 3 trillion assignments then complain about grading, teachers who say you can edit a pdf file when you really cant so you waste a week re-typing the 6 page worksheet she has given you in word and then she asks why it was late after you give her a whole dam lecture on how you CANT edit a pdf, teachers who are just plain annoying when they are tired but online, a computer, 80 million zoom links, teachers who dont know how to use zoom, 8 trillion cups of coffee for puling all nighters working on one of the many 20 page papers your teacher expects you to finish in a day, dont forget waking up late, not looking presentable because you woke up just before the zoom meeting, teachers who wont let you eat on a zoom meeting... even though they are having an entire 5 course meal AT A RESTURAUNT, time schedules for the 9 million different zooms you have to be on, eternal pain and suffering, torture, listening to kids talk for 80 years but with lag, the chat blowing up on zoom, hey at least you get sleep JK you will get no sleep from the sheer amount of assignments you get
go on dictionary. com and search torture to find out more

I hate Online Learning

by c0ff33 is life January 5, 2021

Shamus O'Shamus O'Shamus O'Leary

The Generic name for someone from Ireland or of Irish Origin. Probably plays Rugby/Gaelic Football/Hurling.

Person 1: Hey is that Shamus O'Shamus O'Shamus O'Leary?
Person 2: No.

by Neverak October 23, 2011

Learned

A person who has lost faith in Love/relationships

"Dude that girl was such a Learned I had no hope of dating her."

by nastycheese07 November 9, 2009

learn3play

A malapropism for the internet term "learn2play" which then transfers to "Learn to Play".

Nerd 1: I owned you bitch.

Nerd 2: How did you do that?

Nerd 1: learn3play

by Nerd 3 May 1, 2006

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

learnt

Redneck for Learned

I learnt how to fix the car.

by Donnan August 28, 2003

Lear Jet Liberal

Another Smear word created by the Far Right to demonize liberals. In the case of this baseless term, it is used to describe liberals as being hypicritical without looking at all the facts. If one was to dig deeper they would find that Liberals would jump at the chance to use a less polluting form of travel.
Since this a term created by Rush Limbaugh not all the facts where considered.
see Conservative Sucker Punch

Before you use a term like Lear Jet Liberal why don't you research all the facts and not make assumptions. Even though many Big politcal and enviromental advicates used private jets they would be the first to use a jet that did not use up so much fuel. The manufactures would make mopre fuel effishent jets.

by Bob_the_Patriot December 7, 2007