shot book keeper

This is the best friend of the 21st birthday girl. She is in charge of organizing the the shot book and getting it ready in time for the bday celebration. She is essentially the sober bitch on the night of the party as she keeps track of who is buying the shots, making sure a picture is taken of each shot, that her drunken friend signs each pape, drinks water alternately, and makes it to 21 no matter what frat guys are trying to get down her pants.

What a horrible shot book keeper she didn't even have a spare marker on her, Guys get me your pages i don't want to be the shot book keeper who's gluing pages at dinner, Her shot book keeper was such a bitch last night, Thanks for being my shot book keeper!, The shot book keeper won't let buy her a shot yet!

by J Witt January 18, 2008

Keepin' Lace

Equivalent to "it's all good."; Everything is cool

-Whattup son?
-Well my girl just left me, but you know I'm keepin' lace cuz there's a shorty ova there trynna holla at me.

by MzFlyin September 7, 2003

keeyal

Another word for cool created by my friend and I in elementary school.

Some chick started saying keeyal, and then my friend and I just never said it again.

by Mode January 14, 2008

keeping up with the Botwins

Much like 'keeping up with the Joneses', in which a family competes with neighbors to own the coolest home, car, things, and kids; keeping up with the Botwins is the struggle to afford to do so through crime. The name is derived from the Botwin family in the Showtime series Weeds, led by Nancy Botwin, who sells marijuana in order to provide and protect her family, who follow in her criminal footsteps.

I was wondering how the family down the block could afford three Lamborghinis and a Porsche until they got busted by the cops for keeping up with the Botwins.

I'm selling MDMA in order to pay for college loans. Just trying to keep up with the Botwins!

by Gingerwhalegw June 9, 2013

keep calm and smoke kush

It is the definer of the 21st century. It is the process in which you smoke on the medicinal, flavorfal, mexmorizable wackey tobackey. your average buisness-folk (so i dont get sued) is wond tight in an average day. Taking part in any "Keep Calm and Smoke(ing) Kush" activity releases tension, enabling common-folk to chill out, keep calm, smoke kush, rather than keep calm and, kill everyone. and government thinks this is negatable? Hahaha, Bless your Soul. you really think your in control?

guy 1, "Man, i think it's time i kill my co-workers. they steam me up-"
guy 2, "Bro! just keep calm and smoke kush. steams yourself up buddy."

by DGKhalifa December 5, 2013

keep it in the back

Can be used as an affirmation, agreement or as a salutation. To comment on any situation and expect agreement. It means anything.

"Hey Sam, how's it going?" -- "Keep in the back, yo".

"I went to see this awesome band, and had to leave early, total bummer!" -- "Keep it in the back, yo!"

"I'm feeling down, I need some help, what's your secret to life?" -- "I just try to keep it in the back as often as I can, yo!"

Origin: "It's really cold, I need to put this hat on" -- "Keep it in the back, yo!"

by turdfest January 30, 2014

keep trucking

It's an expression that means keep going, don't give up.

When I told Ellen I was having a hard time getting my work done, she said, "Keep trucking! You got this one."

by ojttalf April 28, 2014