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Jordan

Jordan is the most enthusiastic person you will ever meet. He's oh so very sweet, and all Jordan's usually love animals and sports. If you ever find yourself falling in love with a Jordan, you will literally be pulled into an abyss of completely love and nourishment. They'll try their best to never let you go, and they'll be shy a bit once both of you confess your love. During the friend zone stage, he drops so many obvious hints, but he's too shy to tell you he likes you. He is the type of person who's smile can knock out girls, voice can woo anyone, and talent can get a girl to melt. Jordan's are very attractive, and are one of the most trustworthy friends. They're smart, talented, and normally have the best hairy styles.
Girl: Who's the cutest guy in English class?
Girl 2: Jordan, definitely. By a mile!
by lovemeepmorp285 March 19, 2018
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Jordan

A ginger with a mouth that's bigger than his brain and likes to annoy people.A Jordan is also a person that never shuts up and teases relentlessly. He acts all cool but he can be a good friend. Jordan's do not now the meaning of the word quiet.
Person 1: Who's that Ginger over there?
Person 2: They're shouting it must be Jordan.
by AmarilloSkies January 25, 2017
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Jordan

Dumb piece of shit whom in which has pretty much no friends and is the but of jokes
Look at jordan, he's such a lose because we think he is
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Jordan

The most antisocial boy you will ever meet. He doesn’t leave his bed room all he does is plays games!
Person 1: Yo do you know a jordan
Person 2: no who’s that
Person 1: exactly he doesn’t come out of his bedroom
by what’s up niggaaaaaaa September 11, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan is a boy who can never be defeated in stuff like basketball,football,swimming and gaming etc.....Jordan is always the one who gets the most hot chick in school or other places
OMG.....here Jordan is , come on guys lets get outta here or else our girlfriends will get taken away by him
by The on who wrote this September 18, 2017
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Jordan

Tall and very handsome dont put his trust in no nigga always chasing money and bout a check with a big dick.
(Jordan)
by All about money January 8, 2017
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Jordan

annoying
rude
stinks of shit
small
wont leave you alone no matter what you do.
probably gay
that guy fucking stinks. yeah must be a Jordan.
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