Jordaning 

The act of disputing a moot point and/or abandoning previous viewpoints to maintain a false bravado of correctivity, while being from the virgin islands.

After I knew I was wrong, instead of admitting defeat, I started Jordaning to avoid the humiliation of looking dumb.

That is not what a real kracken looks like.

I love Lebron James, he is much better than Dwight Howard ever will be. He is the greatest player of all time.

Jordaning by poopy mayne August 31, 2010

Jordaning 

Masturbation

Davis is Jordaning.

Jordaning by fuckmyasssideways September 22, 2013

Jordaning 

When your boobs are so on point that everybody stops what they're doing to say "damn!"; always looking jaw dropping good

"Yo do you see that fine chick over there?"
"Damn! She's hardcore jordaning today!"

Jordaning by DashinglySeth September 14, 2016

Jordaning 

It is the process of leading someone on and making them think they have a chance with you when in reality they just like getting attention

Oh she jordaning me bro...

Jordaning by Lelellelelele October 5, 2020

Jordaning 

The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text

Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.

Jordaning by Anon poop May 9, 2013

Jordanian Jockstrap 

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.

We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.

Jordanian Jockstrap by Reno/flex June 17, 2018

Jordanne

The most gorgeous woman known to man kind all over the world. She's smart funny athletic and gorgeous but doesn't know it she is interested in many different things she's one of the most caring amazing person you will ever meet in your life time and if she accepts you as her friend consider yourself lucky. She knows her self worth and will not settle for any less.

Did you see jordanne omg!

Jordanne by 2468_who.do.we.appreciate January 4, 2018