Kevin Jonas

A lead guitarist in the teen pop sensation group "The Jonas Brothers", with the most adorbale laugh in the history of mankind, pulls off straight and curly hair, has very strong morals, sweetest and kindest guy to ever walk this earth and was voted sexiest man alive in 2008.

The perfect man is Kevin Jonas!!!
He's sweet and kind whats not to like about him!!!

by MrsKevinJonas15 April 10, 2009

Kevin Jonas

The lie told to girls all over the world. "Kevin" jonas is truly PAUL jonas. Kevin is his middle name, hence Paul Kevin Jonas.

... put that in your pipe and smoke it!

"god, i wanna be kevin jonas when i grow up"

"No, you wana be paul."

by SuperAunt3794 September 14, 2009

Jonas Brothers

Bitch ass niggas.

Jonas Brothers are some bitch ass niggas.

by StupidGoDumb October 24, 2008

Jonas Brothers

A band that (according to this site) started around 2004-2005. The band consist of 3 brothers Nick, Joe, and Kevin. The fans are usually girls the are between the ages of 6-16 or something like that. Their fans are annoying and usually post comments on youtube videos saying stuff like "nick looks so hawt". They also have stupid sayings like "OMJ,OMJJ,and OMNJ". They probally owe most of their sucess to Disney for using their songs in their movies.

The Jonas Brothers fans are obsessive

by Sciterz June 3, 2008

nicholas jonas

super hot male
ladys man
plays piano, drums and guitar.
sings amazingly well.
search him on google.

omg did you hear nicholas jonas sing last night? he was amazing!

by skg baby August 22, 2008

Kevin Jonas

The hideous lead guitarist of the brainwashing boy band "The Jonas Brothers."

Who is the ugliest of all the Jonas Brothers?

Kevin Jonas.

by Jonas Hater January 4, 2009

Jonas Brothers

1. Marginally talented pop boy-band manufactured by large corporation (noun). 2.Keen use of Myspace and Youtube sites to enlist legions of underage fans who seek bland, safe music and parentally-approved young men (verb).
3.Variety of overly processed,non-threatening disposable pop songs and consumer junk that contributes little to culture but generates tons of cash for the machinery involved (adjective).

1."Hey, did you hear that Wallmart has molded and trained expired Wonderbread and mayonnaise into a fresh pile of Jonas
Brothers."
2. We were gonna learn to play well, write some innovative songs and develop our own ideals but we figured we could just Jonas Brothers our way through.
3.Nobody will want this stuff in five years but right now its totally Jonas Brothers.

by katsup June 29, 2008