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Jonesboro 

A college town in the conservative, bible-thumping, gun wielding Delta region of Northeast Arkansas. Located roughly 80 miles west of Memphis, Tennessee. Also known as Jonesboring and Jonesboogie, Rockansas. Made the news in the last decade or so for the "Jonesboro Witch Burnings" and a school shooting.
Jonesboro is a crappy place to live unless you are a right-wing, Southern baptist.
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Jim Jonesin' 

1) being on many features despite your lack of releases; 2) having your likeness used when having very little to do with the finished product; 3) to fall off


Comes from the fact that Jim Jones seems to be on a large number of mixtapes/albums/singles, but not having a decent selling album, or even a single, since 2006.

see: scavenger, vulture, coat tailing
1) Now that the Carter III has dropped, I bet Wayne goes back to Jim Jonesin'.

2) "Kanye is Jim Jonesin' this new Biggy Jiggy tape!"

3) I bet Mark Sanchez will be Jim Jonesin' in a few years.

Adam Jones 

Only the sexiest man alive, but unfortunately it may be too late to save him as he is being held hostage by his family members #saveadam2020
Person 1: hey do u know abt save adam

Person 2: No what’s that
Person 1: you’re obviously on straight TikTok, Adam Jones is so sexy
Adam Jones by Aishaha June 12, 2020

White Tom Jones 

A white person who tries to stay in good standing with black people even if it involves slamming his/ her own race. (especially, if prior to doing it, he/ she says that they hate to do it.)
Chad Dukes constantly poses as a White Tom Jones by referring that the "white man" is always looking out for their own and constantly bringing down the "black man."

Nab Jones 

An officer of the law, policeman.
Better slow down man, Nab Jones is parked on that side street.
Nab Jones by Woody Thomas July 24, 2008

Bob Jones University

A maximum security prison in Greenville, South Carolina that masquerades as an institution of higher learning.

The people who run the place think along the same lines of the "Shakers", who think the outside world with all its sex, rock, movies, and other good things are actually evil.

Extreme Christian fundamentalism is its doctrine. Christians who really don't know any better go there instead of a fully accredited liberal arts college. Students think it's a good place only because they are constantly told that it is a good place. People who do know better would say fuck all that!

Now, it would be unfair to say everything about it is bad. What energy they don't use for sex, eating, and other necessary functions of life, they put into art, music, and theater. The choirs and orchestras are top notch, and the theater productions are as well. But you have to think, is all that really worth it? I don't think so.
My sister went to Bob Jones University. She's now a constant Biblethumper who nobody wants to be around.