the classy issue

The Classy Issue is originally a tumblr page, but got so famous its made into a online shop. Also has millions of followers on Instagram. The images found at The Classy Issue collectively define the true definition of classy in its purest form: scantily clad women, graffiti, weaponry, NSFW imagery and a hovering weed haze. We will lift our pinky finger and toast to that.

Damn you look sexy on that picture, i´ll tag the classy issue

by hoehoehoe12345 November 29, 2016

Granddaddy Issues

Daddy issues but with your grandpa

My grandpa isn’t in my life, I have granddaddy issues

by Queen Alexandria December 26, 2023

vindal-issue

When you ate too much curry and you are expelling literal flames from the anal cavity

P1: bloody hell, why are there scorch marks on the toilet seat
P2: oh, I just a mild vindal-issue

by Joe Nunn January 25, 2020

diary issue

a personal problems that's not shared with anybody else except you....

it can also be recognised as a secret........

you don't need to tell it since it's a diary issue, just keep it to yourself

by Naughtydude January 14, 2020

Grandmommy Issues

Basically the same thing as mommy or daddy issues but with one(or more) of your grandmas. Often you feel disregarded or uncared for by them or they have caused some sort of other trauma(s)

Jimothy: Dude I think i have Grandmommy issues?

Robert: What makes you say that?
Jimothy: My grandma doesn’t seem to truly love me. I don’t think she has ever said anything nice to me but says it’s “because she cares”.

by ali412was April 01, 2024

Twitter’s biggest issue

Prostitute bots

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it

by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024

national security issue

In the United States, this is a euphemism for "personally embarrassing to someone with power."

The FBI has released the full results of the years-long investigation, redacting only those sections that are a national security issue.

by Clear-pilled Gentile December 27, 2024