Faraday Future

Your typical vaporware company that made it past the incubation and venture capitalist stage.

In fact they are so rare that you can't even find them in LA, California cause they're that rare.

This car company is very similar to what happened with Fisker Cars and Nikola Inc.

Faraday Future: is defined as the company that wanted to become Tesla after they were inspired by Rivian and Lucid.

What a colossal fuckup.

by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023

Trading Futures

(In a video game) Selling; choking, causing your team to lose so badly that you are not only selling, you are trading futures in the stock market.
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".

"Bro you're so bad... You're not even selling, you're trading futures!"

by AKwastakenbruh February 27, 2025

Future fishing

When a narcissist paints a pleasing and vivid picture of a future together with their victim in order to gain access to what the narcissist wants in the short term (sex/resources) with zero intention of that alleged future becoming a reality

AJ Said he wants to buy a house and live in it with me and get married but he won’t even change his public relationship status from single and is making no effort to not live at home with his parents, I could smell the narcissism coming off him I can tell he’s full of shit, he’s just future fishing and love bombing me. Needless to say I will not be letting him hit lol

by Honestowl February 4, 2022

mid-future

The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.

Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.

by Marcus P. September 25, 2007

future

Our savior , our god , the person who has opened our eyes and opened your girl's legs.

jacob: bro did you smash nina yesterday even though she is dating someone?
me: there is reason everyone calls me future lil bro.

by I'mHim August 24, 2023

Future Enhancement

Shit that will never get done.

The customer has requested a future enhancement .

by Dava Cofield February 15, 2017

future keeper

Those that act to preserve resources to extend viability (particularly in the context of ecology).

The future keepers are a group of researchers belonging to a foundation that was established to work on alternative options for using non-renewable fuels.

by prik kee noo November 30, 2022