Hunting Kernels

Euphemism for anal sex.

I was hunting kernels last night with the old lady. Pulled a few out and wiped em off with her new blouse.

Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.

by Dick Onchin November 9, 2020

Hanging Wave

When you wave to a person in passing, and they either don’t see you, or choose not to return your wave. This is very similar to when you go to high five, or fist bump someone, and you are simply left hanging...and feeling like a fool.

I’m bummed. When I was driving through my neighborhood this afternoon, I had two hanging waves.

by J-Rozz December 9, 2020

Hanging and banging

What Brutus the fucking barber beefcake and the immortal hulk hogan did after they hooked up

Ever since me and the barber hooked up, we’ve been hanging and banging brother.

by Natureboy79 October 20, 2021

Hanging hog

When you’re clothed but your flaccid penis is out.

I looked over the fence to talk to the neighbor and he was hanging hog, so I went back inside

by Hoghanger357 June 24, 2022

Hanging brass

The genitals, sometimes referred only to the testicles.

When i am on duty i wear a cup to protect my hanging brass!

by Nobli January 14, 2023

cowin' hangin'

A pair of adejectives, cowin and hangin, which, when used together, refer to a person or object as being remarkably unattractive.

Commonly used in South Wales, first encountered by the author in the Swansea area.

"Hey have you seen that Tom Hanks?"

"Yeah, ohmigod he's cowin' hangin'!"

"Yeah, he has a face like a duck's arse!"

by w00fdawg November 6, 2005

head hingin'

The effect of THC on the neck muscles offing only two comfortable and easily held positions of the head: thrown back (like if you were standing and staring up at the sky) or limp (like resting your chin on your chest to nap).

PS: You may not understand if you aren't high.

"You wanna do some head hingin', I got a dub sack?"

by meepree and skinnybitch December 31, 2008