Your dog hump cat 

Better than "your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny"

Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*

Your dog hump cat by Zombie620Slayer March 15, 2018

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day 

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP

This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017

fuzz hump 

like normal humping but when both partners involved happen to be females (anatomically at least).

a variation on this would be "scissors"

girl 1: i love you so much babe
girl 2: mmm you're so hot you little bitch slaps ass
girl 1: hey let's fuzz hump!
girl 2: hehe ok
(sound of girls fuzz-humping)

fuzz hump by Jonathan07 July 2, 2008

sloth hump

when you are sexing up your partner so slow they cant tell when you are done or if you have even started.

dude i just walked in on my grandparents sloth humping.

sloth hump by pansweaters February 5, 2010

Dry Hump

Basically sex, minus the sex. Rubbing the genetal's of a male and female against each other while in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary ect. positions. Can cause orgasm's for both ends, safe sex for teens.

Josh: *walking slowly
Andy: Josh, what the hell is wrong man?!
Josh: It's Cindy Bro
Andy: OMG did she bite off your dick of something?
Josh: No! Dude last night she dry humped me so hard I got boxer burn (like carpet burn) on my dick! It hurts so bad! I made her cum though!
Andy: Yeeeaahhh buddy!

Dry Hump by ChubbsDTP October 1, 2010

do not hump 

A term used on the railroads for cars that are not supposed to be humped. (See "hump yard") Commonly seen on passenger cars and tank cars.

"Do not hump" this car

do not hump by Train Man April 27, 2006

dry hump

When two people rub their fun parts together for so long that it becomes a wet hump.

Dry humping is the best! I always love feeling his rock solid boner rubbing against me!

dry hump by lysol nation February 9, 2010