King and ruler of the people of Nicaruagua. Also Dictator who eats his boogers and smells howling monkey balls. Wears his cermonial wardrobe and gets coke points from, the trash from his Aunt who dives in garbage cans. Also known as Don Burto. DOn Burto is a graduate from Processor University and has flung poop everywhere.
Hi im Humberto and I'M RICH BITCH I own the whole country so say hello to my little friend Eduardo. He is my servant.
by Flinger,king,monkey,fling,Nicaragua February 5, 2008
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by Anonymous April 13, 2003
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Get the Hummer 2 mug.(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a fondue pot filled with dark chocolate, allowing the two substances to mix together; the two partners then consume the spunk/chocolate mixture;
(n) 2. for bonus points, the male will dip his penis into the mixture and request another blowjob; this method is referred to as the "double dip".
(n) 2. for bonus points, the male will dip his penis into the mixture and request another blowjob; this method is referred to as the "double dip".
Person 1: "Hey, I heard Jamie gives great Swedish hummers!"
Person 2: "Yeah, totally. It was hot."
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Person 1: "Man, my girlfriend gave me a Swedish hummer last night. It sort of hurt but it was awesome."
Person 2: "Yeah, totally. It was hot."
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Person 1: "Man, my girlfriend gave me a Swedish hummer last night. It sort of hurt but it was awesome."
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Used instead of huh.OKAY!
gosh this thing is making me write at least twenty words thats why im blabbin on about this damn word.
Used instead of huh.OKAY!
gosh this thing is making me write at least twenty words thats why im blabbin on about this damn word.
Say when your friends blabs on and on and you really didnt catch what the hell they were talkin about.
You respond with "Hummer"?
You respond with "Hummer"?
by Crystal[YUH] August 19, 2007
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