fish hook

Putting a finger in someones mouth while trying to hurt them and then pulling as hard as you can to rip their cheek. This resembles a fish being hooked so is called the fish hook.
As seen in The Gangs Of New York

The young lad almost fishhooked you!

by Fork Me With A Spoon January 10, 2004

Happy Hookah

A "Happy Hookah" is a hookah pack that not only consists of shisha tobacco but also marijuana. There is a delicate ratio of tobacco to marijuana that should be observed. If the hookah is packed with too much marijuana it will burn, thus being wasted. A Happy Hookah can be a lot of fun especially when you are trying to kill two birds with one stone. It is common courtesy to inform fellow hookah smokers that the hookah has been packed happy. However it can also be very funny if you do not

-Hey dude wanna smoke some hookah?

-Sure man, but I also was hoping to smoke this marijuana

-Oh I know! Lets mix that shit together

-Nice thinkin dude, now we got ourselves a happy hookah

by HookahTime February 27, 2011

housewife hooker

A homemaker who rents herself out part time to make extra cash, usually behind her husband's back.

Cheryl keeps the palace clean in the day, and fucks anything that moves by night. That's one fine housewife hooker.

by blix99 May 13, 2005

hooka

a large water bong/pipe with a hose, or multiple hoses used to smoke weed or (sometimes flavored) tobacco. of middle eastern descent

also called shisha i think, or that might be the flavored tobacco, but whatever its called its fun as hell and you can get a nice buzz from the hookas at a hooka bar if you hit it real hard and its legal

lets go down to the hooka bar and hit the hooka

by hookaman August 1, 2004

Captain Hook

A bent penis in the shape of a hook.

Mike: I have a Captain Hook!

by MaddaCheeb24 October 8, 2009

Hooker Cooker

A Tanning Bed, especially when overused.

That cougar spent way too much time in the hooker cooker, her skin is all leathery and gross.

by Fredvegas November 6, 2007

hoohoo

A euphemism for vagina or female genitals and genital area, etc.... Mostly used by females in jest. Also used by Kristin Chenoweth on the Ellen Degeneres show in her instructional ditty "You must Sing from your HooHoo". Synonyms and similar terms include Yoohoo. and va-Hoohoo

Amy: Hi Sarah how's it going?
Sarah: Not so great I got a weird itching in my hoohoo.

by beer-ocracy May 6, 2010