Happy Hollandaise

When you hire a midget prostitute, dress her up as a Christmas elf, and cum on her face.

"you need to try the Happy Hollandaise special next time we go out"

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Ham,banana,hollandaise meal

Was created in Yulee, by in the 1750s by Bryan jeffers great great great grandfather

-Yu gon eat dinner?

-nah MA I ain't eating that Ham,banana,hollandaise meal shyt

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The very famous person who happens to make marvel povs and edits lol

marvel_tomh.holland Is so cool and famous

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A mischievous blonde man with big lips from The Netherlands who is the nuisance of the village and causes distrucive behavior.

The Big Lip Hullagen of Holland has cause such a ruckus in Amsterdam towards the tourist today.

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where judges and band leaders fuck the people who do blind acts.

man 1: did you hear about the voice of holland?
man 2: yeah, they raped her ass!

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Tom Holland Simps live 5-15 years

How long Tom Holland Simps liveOMG YOUR A Tom Holland Simps love 5-15 years you are going to die

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