Hartford

America may run on Dunkin, but this town runs on Mountain Dew and Copenhagen. If you aren’t banging your cousin, there’s a good chance you’re banging a cow instead. There’s more people than teeth, and more cows than people. Hartford also has a tavern and a stewarts so you never have to buy groceries again. If you have all of your teeth or are an African American I’d stay as far away from this town as possible.

What’s the difference between a girl from Hartford and a cow?
Cows don’t wear flannels

by 69FarmerBoy69 February 26, 2019

Hartley

Hartleys are old men who flirt with underaged girls

OMG eww hartley is SUCH a perv he was totally checking me out in pe

by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2019

hartley

very small penis

i heard you got with a hartley?

total waste of my time. the thing was no bigger than 3 inches, i couldn't wait for it to be over... luckily it only lasted 10 seconds.

by fnegurl May 27, 2011

kaitlin hartman

the best friend of tia since pre school. a duo or batman and batman, considering neither is lesser and neither is more.

you are my kaitlin hartman.

by tia thornton May 5, 2005

harte parte

A slang term spoken with an Indian accent in referral to one who is of East Indian descent, particularly an immigrant.

Have you seen all the long-bearded harte partes that ride their bikes in Newton?

by Ivan Mirosavljev June 13, 2007

White Hart Lane

A stadium where The Arsenal have won the league.
Twice.
'71, 2004
'71, 2004
'71, 2004
'71, 2004

Also known as Shite Hart Lane

We won the league
(We won the league)
At White Hart Lane
(At Shite Hart Lane)
We won the league at the shithole,
We won the league at Shite Hart Lane.

TWICE!

Tottenham Hotspur
Tottenham
Shit
Middlesex
Scum
Shite Hart Lane

by Vega, Vince August 10, 2016

Joe Hart

Used to be England's undisputed best goalkeeper, however after that game in the Euros where we lost 2-1 to Iceland in an unexpected defeat by EVERYONE, he has turned to utter dog shit doing more bad than good for his loanee clubs.

"Joe Hart aint the best tbh"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018