HARUMPH

The Sound You Make When U R Constapated.

HARUMPH!!! IT'S NOT COMING OUT!!!

by HAHAHAHAHAHAHMNYUGV September 26, 2023

Haruto

A little dwarf from the heart of smurfland. He annoys you like crazy and is always drunk.

You are such a haruto!

by edhjfgvdsihaewrudfos; October 1, 2023

hanru

a very attractive young bloke

did you see that guy hanru stroked off at the party

by xXx_XxX__PussA_XxX_XxX October 2, 2023

Harru

Harru is a fake harry, he is better at minecraft than any other man. He will be forever cherished in your memories.

"Lets play minecraft, although we will never be harru"

by egghandler2000 October 3, 2023

hajruden

A name for someone that is bad at fishing.

Hey hajruden, you suck at fishing.

by anonymous October 17, 2023

HaoJun

Haojun is a paragon of coolness, embodying a composed demeanor that gracefully navigates life's challenges. His lovable nature is rooted in genuine kindness and compassion, fostering deep connections through sincere care for others. What makes him truly awesome is a delightful sense of humor that turns ordinary moments into cherished memories, coupled with an insatiable passion for diverse interests, showcasing an engaging and ever-evolving personality. Moreover, Haojun's commitment to self-improvement is awe-inspiring, inspiring those around him to embrace personal growth. His unwavering loyalty as a friend establishes him as a reliable pillar of support. In essence, Haojun's cool, lovable, and awesome qualities converge to create a captivating and uplifting presence that leaves an indelible mark on those fortunate enough to know him.

WOW HaoJun is so awesome I’m trying to be like him type shit.

WOW look at him so cool and awesome!

by Ilovemilfsalot November 22, 2023

Harum Scarum

Known for their awkward association with birds (both the human and chicken kind)

Not good at communicating.

Overly enthusiastic with flavours. Particularly ginger, tumeric and wild garlic.

Broken if they witness an animal excreting. Occasionally appalled but considers them- self’s ‘at one’ with nature.

Someone who likes to use long words that they or no one else actually understands.

Only interested in girls with an accent after exhausting local supplies.

Not in the slightest bit interested in e-bikes.

Person 1 “Hey, I was thinking of coming out as Harum Scarum, do you think people will be cool with me?”

Person 2 “I’d suggest admitting you’re gay instead, it’ll come as no surprise and I think it’ll be good to get it off your chest”

by Mushroomforcoffee? November 23, 2023