Backseat Handshake

Another term for a hand job.

She must have been ready to go because when I got there she just greeted me with the ol' backseat handshake.

by aaronjaymus May 27, 2010

Swiss Handshake

The act of swiping your butt crack after you have farted or taken a shit and wiping it on someone's face.

Hey, Marty, I just gave that guy a Swiss Handshake.

by B.C. Jimmy August 7, 2010

Avi Handshake

Grabbing a man's penis thru his pants. Usually done upon a first meeting as a tactic to cut right to the chase to get sexual. Can be done by men or women.

Just go up to him and give him the Avi handshake. He'll get the message.

by thouartgod October 6, 2010

Husky Handshake

When someone gropes your balls semi-roughly to replace a stranded handshake.

When I first met them, they gave me a Husky Handshake.

by KitsuMomochi February 23, 2011

Cock Handshake

The "cock handshake" is how the modern man introduces himself to a woman online. When men no longer rely on their wit and personality to woo a woman and succumbs to just showing her a picture of his cock to say hello!

A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.

Hi I am a single white female seeking a nice, fun loving man to share some quality time with. Send me an email with a picture and let's see if we have a match.

Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"

by aimme dudevant July 4, 2012

Himalayan Handspring

A female who does a back handspring topless.

We watched as the Denver Broncos cheerleaders were doing Himalayan Handsprings all day long.

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

sauté hands

When your hands cramp up due to holding pan handles. Most likely to occur when a large amount of orders come in.

My hands hurt so much from all the dishes I prepared while working sauté tonight at work. I may have to go to the doctor and tell him about my sauté hands.

by Papa Crab May 12, 2014