innocent handwasher

One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.

I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.

by maddash15 August 23, 2011

Dutch Handrail

The act of stretching a condom over the rim of a cup, and proceeding to have sex with it.

My girlfriend doesn't do it quite like a Dutch Handrail.

by zpa October 21, 2012

Kentucky Handwarmer

The result of using an inside-out plastic bag as a glove to pick up after your dog.

Man, I walked Rufus today after his not having a walk yesterday. After his second stop, we had a good start on a Kentucky Handwarmer.

by sans culottes June 10, 2013

hollywood handbag

The adopted African child of a film star.

I see the Spielbergs' Hollywood Handbag has learned to be a DJ.

by England Phi Beta Gamma March 10, 2014

Brass handrail

Noun - name given to a sexual manoeuvre similar to a handjob where a Brillo pad and metal polish are used in conjunction to achieve climax. The result is a shiny pink shaft, not unlike brass.

I went to the cinema the other day and the guy behind me was brass handrailed.......ruined the movie.

by Brasshandrailer January 28, 2016

Reverse Handcar

When you and your buddy strip down and get back to back, touching asses, and give each other reach around handjobs. The result looks like an old-timey, 2-man powered minecart, but backwards.

Justin and I hadn't been laid in weeks so we gave ourselves a reverse handcar.

by Neon black March 20, 2017

big handbag week

Rag week

"By jove she's in a bad mood"
"Yes, it's big handbag week"

by Sniffer the dog April 7, 2017