handy smurf

A girl who likes to play with her blue waffle

I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Mouth handy

A gentlemen type way of asking for a blow job

Pardon me ma'am but would you mind giving me a mouth handy

by Cambridgefinest November 22, 2024

Tandoori Handy

A hand job that is given after the giver has been chopping chili peppers, causing the receiver experience a burning sensation from hot pepper residue on their penis.

Mid HJ I realized my wang was on fire. She’d inadvertently given me a tandoori handy after
dinner.

by anonymous December 5, 2024

The Hansen Handy

The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.

Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!

by The wigglecock January 9, 2025

bulgarian handy

when someone strokes thou shlong with their hands covered in paint

the faggot gave the other faggot a bulgarian handy

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025