Horned

Mix of horny and bored.

After the sixth day of quarantine, she was horned and spending most of her time in bed.

by Rawrr2020 February 17, 2021

Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.

Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.

by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021

hoonet

Hundred, or a cooler version of hunnit. You don't here this one used very often by people under 30,

30 year-old A : How many left to you?
30 year-old B: Just one hoonet left to go!

by cool30yearold March 19, 2021

horneroni

Different way calling someone a horn dog

Ok horneroni

by Penis Lasagna March 26, 2021

Horned Bastiss

a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.

"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"

by angelo barrett April 20, 2021

horsetooth

While fucking a girl doggie style, he unexpectedly puts it in her butt. The girl is spooked, causing her to buck him off and bite his dick.

I horsetoothed my date last nigh after he tried to put it in my ass.

by anonymous August 7, 2021

Hornsty

Used to describe something that is either horny or angsty. Or it can be used to describe a franchise whose fans are either really horny or full of angst

This original soundtrack is so hornsty I got brain damage

by Kikoami August 29, 2021