Cock Face Hooker

One who gets paid to have someone smack them in the face with a cock.

I seen Melissa last week, she's a cock face hooker.

by Melissa's mom March 10, 2010

hooker face

A hooker face is a girl that tries to steal or amourize another girl’s guy. She is a socialite that shows up at events, parties and bars and attaches herself to the most eligible, attractive, interesting guy in the room. A hooker face will intentionally go after a man that you are interested in. A hooker face will play nice to your face and talk about you behind your back. She will pretend that she’s never met you, even after you have met several times and many of the circles you travel in overlap. A hooker face will kiss your guy when you leave to go to the bathroom. A hooker face isn’t beautiful… neither is she ugly. She is well dressed and can masquerade as attractive because she is always well groomed. Traveling with her is always at least one sidekick that will puff her up, support her, her activities and unsolicited snarky comments. A hooker face is looking for a husband, preferably one with money that will support her. A hooker face is jealous and has a deep rooted insecurity that can only be fed by cutting other women down and preying on drunken, unsuspecting men that can’t help themselves when something is so obviously splayed in front of them without any opposition. A hooker face is like a piece of crap wrapped up in a shiny penny. Buyer beware.

"Look who is over there talking to him... OMG... it's hooker face. Seriously, why does she go after every guy I like".

by nikki99c February 8, 2010

hootenanny

An excellent night of partying

Person 1: What did you do on friday night?
Person 2: We had an awesome hootenanny in town.

by Alex and Rob March 3, 2003

hooker spit

the liquids that result after any unexplainable hooker-like event.

Alex got hooker spit all over when he fell out the window.

by km_hukrspyt October 7, 2006

Hooper

A small blonde with a huge ass, big tits and juicy lips. Her ass is so big that you can’t look away. Sadly has a boyfriend.

Wow look at her ass in that prom dress. What a hooper!

by a1213 June 9, 2021

hooker mouth

A mouth that spews nonsense or stupidity. Usually owned by some dumb trick who works in your office that gets done out by losers, and they think that gives them the right to talk about it.

"If I have to listen to that hooker mouth talk on the phone all day to her friends about getting banged out, I'll snap."

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay April 21, 2005

Dirty Hooker

Origin in the Pittsburgh Area.
Definition: one who is not only a hooker, but is dirty.

Can be abbrieviated to Dirty Hook.

Gary is a Dirty Hooker.
Timmah is also a Dirty Hooker

by J December 16, 2004