DeLayed gratification

A term for Money Laundering. Coined after the infamous house majority leader, Tom DeLay, after his conviction on money laundering charges.

John realized that most of the money he made was illegal, so he didn't mind some DeLayed gratification while he moved the money around in order to hide it's source.

by ohIkawtyou2 November 27, 2010

Interro-gating

Questioning the usage of the interrobang.

Shit. Was that an interrobang that you used prior?!

Now you're just interro-gating.

by BILLBANG! November 8, 2011

Roller Gating

The act of two homoerotic males, holding hands, while parading around on roller skates. They may be wearing extremely tight jeggings, tight shirts, with underdeveloped muscles.

Synonyms: Tailgating

Wow, look at those two fags roller gating!

by GreenEyes March 31, 2012

Roller Gating

The act of two homoerotic males, holding hands, while parading around on roller skates. They may be wearing extremely tight jeggings, x-small shirts, with underdeveloped muscles.

Wow, look at those two queers roller gating together!

by greeneyes84 April 7, 2012

pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard

"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"

by MrsDLT January 3, 2016

Self gratification

When a person goes out of their way to please oneself.

"Jane just signed up for charity work even though she only think of herself"
"She's just doing it for self gratification, man"

by Dreshi January 10, 2017

delayed gratifrycation

Making it home with ALL of your drive thru fries is the pique of winning and excellence in delayed gratifrycation.

I'm practicing delayed gratifrycation by abstaining from the french fries until I get home.

by fauxreal March 3, 2018