Nah Gordon Jillitch was once named Gordon Samsey, but one day his mum cooked him soup. Gordon Jillitch ate that soup so fast, but he did not realise that soup was infected with Jillitch... This happened 245 years ago, and to this day everyone calls him Gordon Jillitch
by Krishna Morris October 28, 2023
Pieceofshitscumbagwhocouldgivelessthantwofucksaboutthelivesofthekidsinthetownhesocalledloves.
“I’m so happy we don’t have school today!”
“Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”
“Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”
by big666cock666slayer666 January 05, 2018
A drunk---
by ICP GIRL March 21, 2009
by gordondstyer June 30, 2009
Da "evil twin" to da "nearly-weightless on his toes" Canadian singer; said "black sheep" counterpart loves to really "floor it" when driving.
I wonder if da melodious-voiced songwriter of "Ghosts of Cape Horn:" and "Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" fame is having to perform overtime just to pay for his irresponsible relative Gordon Leadfoot's speeding tickets???
by QuacksO May 07, 2020
Anna Gordon, is a Social studies teacher a at middle school. She enjoys world history learning about china and has short hair. She loves her dog and family dearly. She has a big mouth and is the “queen of her castle”.
by - SJW November 06, 2021
omg gordon and elly are the cutest
by gdehwdnwqondqnid November 24, 2019