Goose-eye

When someone jizzes in your eye, causing one eye to shut while the other remains open. Also known as the goosy-eye.
Designated by this emoticon: -_O

Daaaaang, look at Christy, she can't even open her left eye. He must have given her a mean goose-eye last night.

by Self-lovin' December 14, 2009

golden goose

a girl that everyone calls a breezy and she is hott as hell yet no one has ever gotten with her, therefore she is the ultimate catch.

No bro you say that but no one has ever hit that. she's just a golden goose

by theO.G.dirty April 28, 2011

Goose feathers

To let things like insults slide off like the feathers of a goose,so some one could forget the insults forever.

Unless someone calls a man a cunt

Greg:I'd let people's insults slide off me like goose feathers...until that girl called me cunt what the fuck?
Johnny: haha yeah for seral...
Greg: ...

by browngirlsdonttakebs February 20, 2009

goose juice

the female equivalent of duck butter

sue rubbed her goose juice all over johnny's pillow.

by rrrrjjjj August 23, 2011

Goose is a gander

Surprising someone with a thumb up the butthole when they're not looking, while exclaiming, "goose is a gander!"

Tiffany: "What the hell are you doing back there?"
Nora: "Goose is a gander!"

by norandtiff January 26, 2011

goose drowner

An extremely intense rain storm.

Holy crap go build an arc it's comin' a goose drowner.

by Jeff Ray January 17, 2006

grey goose

Very high quality, smooth, premium vodka distilled in france. Great tasting vodka that is perfect for making vodka martinis, and cosmopolitans.

I got jacked up on those Grey Goose Vodka Martinis at that cocktail party last weekend!

by preppyguy21 September 13, 2004