Goonkey

a portmanteau between goon and monkey which is used to describe an extremely unproductive person or a procrastinator

this GOONKEY keeps arguing on the internet with people he doesn't even know.
he keeps procrastinating and oversleeping what a GOONKEY.

by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024

Goonkey

a portmanteau between a goon and a monkey

used to describe an extreme procrastinator/unproductive person

he has a whole castle worth of trash in his house. what a GOONKEY
he sits in his house and argues online everyday. he's the embodiment of the word GOONKEY

by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024

Gooner

Somebody who watches porn while self pleasuring. Also... Arsenal Fans.

Are you a gooner? Do you support that shitty football club from north london?

by Its chris not ava kris December 31, 2024

Gooner Game

A game that oversexualizes their characters and their fanbase generally consists of gooners.

"Hey have you seen the new game Zenless Zone Zero?"
"Nah man thats a gooner game i aint playing that gay shit"

by Ashton<3 January 5, 2025

Gooner

Carlos Aguayo.

“Gee that guys a total gooner” Person 1
“Yea that’s just Carlos, the world record gooner” Person 2

by ItsCookz January 9, 2025

gooncord

A discord server full of porn addicts.

Usually characterized by their god-awful memes, individuals who are unable to function in a real world setting, incessant sharing of extensive amounts of pornography and a very characteristic odor, reminiscent of an individual who has skipped numerous showers, that is present through the screen.

Normal Person: "Dude don't join that server. It's a total gooncord."

by skatingbudgie January 15, 2025

goonercide

The act of getting caught gooning then committing suicide out of shame.

The man committed goonercide after getting caught on camera gooning

by Vermen January 16, 2025