German Retriever

Usually occurs within a threesome between 2 (one being a German) men and a women, where guy 1 cums into the woman, and guy 2 (the german male) leans down to lick the cum out of her asshole to spit it back into her mouth.
"Hey man, my girl and I brought my buddy from germany to play the German Retriever."
by Just Jaax July 05, 2021
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German Stickler

When you are hitting her from behind then all of the sudden yell in a strong german accent "INTO ZE POOP SHOOT!" and stick it in her asshole.
Dude 1: Yo is your girl still mad at you?
Dude 2:Yea she wont let me fuck her anymore
Dude 1: You really shouldnt of tried the German Stickler
by SlightlyTilted88 December 19, 2019
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German-juice

to be deceived and lied to
by vintuary May 26, 2020
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german oaks

A group of close friends that do stupid ass shit together. You don’t fuck with an oak without getting the stump.
Those German Oaks shot fireworks off the bridge, almost catching a tree on fire.
by WillieistheOG12000 December 02, 2019
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German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."
by German Schmear April 21, 2022
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German crawler

Where can I take a German crawler.
by Deutsche March 06, 2017
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German Snowshoe

When your partner shits him self with out wiping & you cum inside him like a busted fire hydrant. He thinks you’re finished but you shove your foot in has ass for an airtight seal locking shitty jizz in between your toes.
Ryan left a massive brown sludgey footprint in the crew room after giving josh a “German Snowshoe”.
by AssMan1987 August 20, 2018
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