Garritt

A type of oval device used to stimulate the nut sack in order to induce urination. Typically used for patients with low sodium intake or high fructose concentrate.

It was necessary to Garritt after drinking a 32 ounce soda.
I just had a spicy meat ball, its time for me to Garritt.

by The left meat Clever May 16, 2011

Garrett

A homosexual male Jew

that dude over there is such a garrett, he just constantly asks dudes for nudes

by Tyler faggottree May 2, 2017

Gerrit Cole

Right handed pitcher selected first overall by the Pittsburgh Pirates in the 2011 MLB draft. Played college ball at UCLA 2009-2011. Selected in the first round by the New York Yankees in 2008 out of high school but turned them down to go to college. Fastball ranges from 96-100 mph.

Gerrit Cole will do great things in the world of professional baseball.

by colefan October 19, 2011

Garrison

A guy who will make you fall in love with him and then cheat on you, lie about it, and swears he loves you. But wait, before he says that he says that he hated you for something YOU NEVER FUCKING DID but still said he loved you over the time you were together. He'll also fuck over nice people and fuck up their meaning of love.

My ex was such a Garrison.

by Katerina and Elijah December 26, 2018

Garrett

A really fat lazy bitch that loves eating once you given him a burger he will destroy that burger he sits around hes moms house in the basement eating chips

Garrett - fat and lazy

by Tony riveras September 15, 2019

garrett

The act of thinking of having a sex change

I may have a garrett

by tlnh123 June 15, 2013

Garrett

The kind of guys you would shoot twice in the chest if ever faced with a difficult decision. Find your self in a predicament, shooting this man would be your best bet.

"If I had to choose between Pizza and Ice Cream, I would shoot Garrett twice!"

by shine12 May 7, 2015