glass closet

When someone is clearly gay, but is trapped by their own internalized homophobia or other circumstance that prevents them from coming out.

Katrina: “Go fuck yourself Grant”
Grant: “Gaybe I will”
Maddox: “Hey guys let’s keep the love affair on the down low at work”
Katrina: “That’s rich coming from someone living in a glass closet Maddox”

by warriorcat_entity29 August 24, 2023

bitch glasses

Giant oversized glasses that girls wear

That chick has her bitch glasses on

by LlamaMomma January 19, 2018

glass eff

When you're in a formal situation and can't show someone the finger so you correct your glasses with it showing that to the person

He was destroying my arguments in the debate so I repeated glass effed him until he committed noobicide.

by TheCla$hster December 31, 2015

skin glasses

The act of wearing a penis on your face like sunglasses.

Im feeling frisky. Time to get the skin glasses out.

I wear my skin glasses at night before sex, before sex.

by boricuahippie September 7, 2015

Danny glass

that guy that you are okay with getting a cream-pie from

I think Danny glass made me pregnant but I don’t care because it felt so good.

by shpeve October 7, 2020

Glass hat

Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.

Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!

by Zeener26 May 30, 2022

Glass friend

The sensitive friend

“She’s definitely the glass friend”

by Flowegirl February 27, 2020