Definitions by Fudtrad

dick stapler 

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

dick stapler by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

glassed 

The state of being so intoxicated that death is possible, usually from bad ass hardcore drugs or alcohol. The person will be unable to function and will sit around like a rotten lemon

Mate did you see Billy last night, he got so glassed off some crazy shit.

glassed by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

soob 

Someone who rates them self highly, but in reality isn't as good as they believe

Kanye West is a soob

soob by Fudtrad November 24, 2018