Fudtrad's definitions

dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

soob

Someone who rates them self highly, but in reality isn't as good as they believe

Kanye West is a soob

by Fudtrad November 24, 2018

glassed

The state of being so intoxicated that death is possible, usually from bad ass hardcore drugs or alcohol. The person will be unable to function and will sit around like a rotten lemon

Mate did you see Billy last night, he got so glassed off some crazy shit.

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019