Fromage du Jour

The Fromage du Jour is a great way to show that special lady how you feel about her...

1) Just before you leave for work, squeeze some nasty, cheesy pus from a crotch zit. Toe cheese may be substituted for the pus if necessary
2) Mash it up good between your fingers to release the fine odor of cheese
3) Rub it inside your woman's nostril while she is sleeping and go to work

Now she will be able to enjoy that delicious fromage all day long!

My wife's been bitching me out about how she never sees me anymore because I work so much, so to make up for it, I gave her the Fromage du Jour this morning...

by billclay October 7, 2009

Formaldehyde

Someone who really stinks and seeks attention from geeks.

That poor punk needed attention so badly, he was like the dead frog in formaldehyde.

by Cheese Crackers February 7, 2010

fromage eating surrender monkey

A French person

I can't believe that fromage eating surrender monkey thinks he is tougher than me.

by travelbug23 May 4, 2015

Fromaged

The act of being kicked or carried out of a public or private social gathering for having any type of cheese down your pants stinking up the area.

i was fromaged from class today

by Frank McFresh September 30, 2019

Flomack

A term used for idiotic, stupid, immature, flakey, penis obsessed, possibly gay boys.

Man, Josh and Joey are so flomack its insane.

by chappedlipsss April 6, 2009

FOMA mama

Related to the word "FOMS"....fear of missing something. A FOMA mama is a mother that has a Fear Of Missing Anything with her kids to the point that it gets compulsive.

She is such a FOMA mama that I can't even text in front of her without her getting in my business.

by ISOLMAO July 14, 2009

Flomanom

An imaginary creature only appearing to the slightly insane. Usually found mating in bushes.

My flomanom is veeeeeeery kinky

by TessaBabes January 14, 2010