Fortard

The same meaning as Retard yet used in public to make fun of people without offending those who are sensitive to the use of the word Retard

"Did you see what Joe was wearing at the Pub last night? What a fortard."

by carricktime February 7, 2013

foster's

Australian for piss water

i was so thirsty i almost drank a whole 32 oz. can of foster's

by FreQuent FlYer MylEs May 3, 2004

forgery

the art of making and editing maps on halo 3

jack:dude,that guy is such a noob,he just does forgery all day and dosent even verse anybody on them

ben:you got that right man,he sucks

by mr beast August 18, 2008

Up the farter

To perform an act of anal sex on a male or female, in my case female

Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

fortean

relating to an interest in oddball psuedo-science, cryptozoology, alien big cats, ufology, and the like more from an inquisitive standpoint than a sensationalistic one. a fortean is just as happy to provide/glean information that would debunk a phenomenon as they would be to prove or further a study.

bob watches "ghost hunters", but he's not convinced that ghosts are intelligent entities, but more likely a recording on space, or a side-effect of electro-magnetic interference, because he's a fortean.

by Wordcrimes December 14, 2007

foster kid

adoptee

He is a foster kid!

by Grig Emil May 2, 2014

farter

one who expels gas from their arse.

Todd is such a farter! He never holds them in

by Joe August 5, 2004