Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.
Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor
by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023
Get the farmer’s glidemug. John tried to cope with his breakup by regularly going to the bars and try his hand at becoming a cattle farmer
by Fluforon January 28, 2019
Get the Cattle farmermug. When you tie up your old cow in the pasture ,bend your girl over it, eat her ass, then fuck her with the rest of the herd watching.
I preformed The brown farmer on my old lady in broad daylight, needless to say the neighbors weren’t happy!
by Yetiarms April 13, 2022
Get the The Brown farmermug. A hot hoe with a nice body and has a really good personality. Sometimes slutty but people like when she flirts
by Kool Kind Kid June 7, 2016
Get the gracie farmermug. Truly the best! She is humble and always says otherwise but deep down she knows it's true. She is truly the best friend anyone could ever ask for.
by Joseph.1234 December 4, 2022
Get the Morgan Farmermug. by Fun size me May 15, 2019
Get the face farmermug. A Freshmen Farmer is a student in a higher grade then a freshmen who takes a liking to freshmen girls or boys. Freshmen Farmers only try to date students who are younger then them. These kids are usually considered weirdos due to the fact that they can't pull women in their age group/grade.
"Did you see ____ trying to pull that freshman girl named _____ ?" .... "Yeah, he's such a Freshmen Farmer."
by Xaiteo September 29, 2020
Get the Freshmen Farmermug.