Failure in life

Someone who fails in life such as Sammii H-K

Heyy dude your such a failure in life!
Err no im not, im not Sammii.

by Sprkl April 26, 2010

failure to launch

when a girl can get the guys penis "up" because of her grossly, disgusting looks

molly i cant get hard because your to damn ugly. ther fore causing a "failure to launch"

by justin gib November 21, 2006

flailer

One who stacks it early on in the eveing. To flail, flailing

you fucking flailer

Man i gotta to flail

Man im flailing

by tara banana May 27, 2004

Failure

Oli eH oH is the definition of a failure

Person 1: Hey do you know who's a failure?

Person 2: Yeah! It's that Oily London isnt it?

HAHAHAHHAHA

STAN NCT BITCHES

by Nct 2020 goty October 8, 2020

Ironic Failure

When someone Fails at something they are amazingly good at or when someone dies in a ironic way but funny at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you know i pwn at gears with the chainsaw?
guy 2: Really lets play today. 3 hrs latr
Guy 2: Damn, i thought you said you were good
Guy 1: I never said that (Denial)

IRONIC FAILURE

by ThAtOneMexiCanDudE94 April 15, 2010

Epic-Failed

verb

1. to be monumentally unsuccessful/impotent at a given task.
2. to stop working properly.
3. to leave something unfinished/neglected.
4. lyrics to Britney Spears' new single: "Oops, I Epic-Failed Again".

Dude, you epic-failed with that last sentence; it officially contains more inaccuracies than it does proper English grammar.

by EDI Guy March 22, 2011

urban dictionary failure

One who has all thumbs down in thier definetions. It doesn't matter if they have been writing since 1999 or 2007, all we know is that they need to stop if they suck so much

that guy with all the thumbs down in his definetions is an urban dictionary failure

by DizzyLizzy January 29, 2007