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Kestrel Forest

A forest that is 100% managed by mother nature, so that all living things can co-exist in perfect harmony. In a Kestrel Forest the rights of wildlife far exceeds those of humans.
Panger: "How'd you guys finish that FMP lab so fast?"
Jesse: "It was easy, we just used the Kestrel Forest method... 0% Volume harvested"
Panger: "MUH!"
by Jeff_L. October 28, 2010
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National First Kiss Day

December 21st is National First Kiss Day. Anyone who hasn't had their first kiss can ask anyone to kiss them on December 21st.
Kissing Virgin: Wanna know what today is:
Kisser: What?
Kissing Virgin: National First kiss day and I haven't had my first kiss, so...?
Kisser: Ok *kisses her*
by TheMeinster2998 December 7, 2020
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Phone Foist

When someone is on the phone and they hand the phone to you without consent, forcing you to have an unexpected conversation.
My mom was on the phone with my great aunt. Then, I heard “Anon wants to speak with you,” and she handed the phone to me. It was a classic phone foist!
by TheFoisted February 2, 2022
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no you first

The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me".
Dude1: "Dude, your totally gay"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"

Optionally:

Dude2: "No you before me!"
by Invulnerableme December 16, 2008
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Japanese Suicide Forest

A forest in which Logan Paul got butt-hurt and then became a choch
Yo! Did you see Logan Paul.. I mean that choch’s video in the Japanese Suicide Forest?
by Japanese Suicide Forest May 30, 2018
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ig saw it first

Literally translates to “Instagram” saw it first. Used most often by an instagram thot with a drab personality who posts a photo from her instagram on other social media platforms to draw attention to the fact that she invariably has an Instagram.

In other words: a lazy, uncreative attempt at attracting followers for perceived social pseudo-capital on a digital platform; ultimately with no real gain to be had, other than, perhaps, an empty click or follow.
Oh my god did you see Doris’s new Facebook? She looked so hot, it totally made me wet...“

Yeah, she’s so original, she captioned it ‘ig saw it first.’
by rudealbeitreasonable November 13, 2020
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Pope Mardio The First

The greatest pope in history of the Meme Catholic Church, with his top Cardinal, Cardinal Dickins Taylor. Both of them side by side selling Indulgences taking down Sartaj The Ungreat
Woah is that Pope Mardio The First, wait did he just excommunicate Sartaj.

We are under the ruling of Pope Mardio The First
by xSiege_T4yLorDxx _the_great_xX December 2, 2021
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