Erectionaut

One who explores an erection with great enthusiasm, ferocity, and wonder.

"My ex-girlfriend was such an erectionaut. Every time we were together, she explored my cock like an astronaut on a never-before-seen planet. Good thing she didn't stab a flag into it like Neil Armstrong did to the moon."

by JoeRogue December 19, 2013

Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.

John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.

by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014

Erection Selection

Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.

Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?

Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?

Doorman: You like dat baby...

by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016

electroneum

UK's first Cryptocurrency.

Jim: I need to invest in some Cryptocurrency.

Bill: why not try the UK's first Cryptocurrency, it's called Electroneum.

by Butlerjay87 November 6, 2017

ELECTRONIC THEATER CONTROL

A amazing lighting company that makes the best theatrical lighting available.

Those lights are so much worse than my Electronic Theater Control lights.

by Doc4science May 17, 2018

Electronic Arts

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Me: Preview the sentence for $6.99. Buy on Electronic Arts store. Tax included.

by aindev July 27, 2019

electron penis

A penis that's so small that it goes off the scales.

"u have a fucking electron penis"

by c00nk1ller August 15, 2019