T'early

another way of saying 'something' is to early to be done.

guy 1: "can you cut the grass now derrick?"
Derrick "ahhhh, it's T'early to cut the grass!"

by Ricky Dean July 20, 2009

Dirty Earl

Proper Noun;1) The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.

ex. How did you get that black eye?

I was caught in the middle of a dirty earl.
ex.2. We are going to be late for work! Dirty earl.

by ner121 June 15, 2020

white boy early

the highest level of being early

1: "Hey man, why are you 15 mins early?"
2: "I just wanted to be white boy early today!"

by DontBeLateMFer January 17, 2011

So late that it's early

A term that you can use to know that it's time to go to bed, usually far past midnight, it is late for you, but it might be early for some other drunk idiot.

John:"Damn, I need to go to bed, it's so late that it's early."

by NoHomo123 November 8, 2019

early and often

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.

I like to masturbate early and often!

by eda-skip June 25, 2022

flaming earl

when someone dumps pure alc. on a dildo and shoves it up there ass.

Peter gave himself a flaming earl.

by shanksta March 22, 2005

earlier

a greeting, the opposite of later (duh).

"Earlier"

"alright man"

by max May 16, 2005